Gilbert Gottfried my long lost twin

“If a woman is laughing at everything you say, she already plans to fuck you.

That’s all there is to it. Your jokes don’t have to be any good, because she’s not really listening. If she’s planning to fuck you, she’ll laugh. And if she’s not, she won’t. End of story.”

 

http://www.playboy.com/playground/view/gilbert-gottfried-on-getting-laid

Best article I’ve read in a long time about women.