Gilbert Gottfried my long lost twin

“If a woman is laughing at everything you say, she already plans to fuck you.

That’s all there is to it. Your jokes don’t have to be any good, because she’s not really listening. If she’s planning to fuck you, she’ll laugh. And if she’s not, she won’t. End of story.”

 

http://www.playboy.com/playground/view/gilbert-gottfried-on-getting-laid

Best article I’ve read in a long time about women.

Learn to fly

One thing that I’ve wanted to do was to fly a simulator. I don’t have any desire to fly an actual plane, but just to learn how it works.

I purchased Microsoft Flight Simulator X and a Saitek Yolk System.

Here are some annoying things

1) Not enough USB ports on my computer. I’ve resorted to a tiny keyboard/touch pad combo. The game tutorial talks about using the keyboard numberpad which I dont have. Luckily the saitek yolk has at least some of the controls ( view left, right, back ) on the stick.

2) No manual or any reference for the saitek yolk’s buttons. This sucks. I need to discover what each of the buttons do.

3) Graphics suck. Boy its bad. holy crap its bad. $30 spent and I want to go buy X-Plane.

 

What am I missing?

Here are some thoughts and I’ll use this to track my progress.

 

  • Plants. I was at the Royal Botanical Gardens in London recently and found myself unable to identify any plants.
  • Music. I must get to a point in my piano playing so that I can play a song.
  • Learn another language.
  • Dance. I suck at this. Its embarrassing.
  • Sew. I’m discovering that learning to use a sewing machine can make life easier.