One of my favorite jokes:
A Jew and a Chinese meet each other at a street corner when all of the sudden the Jew punches the Chinese.
“Why did you hit me” The Chinese screamed.
The Jew replied, “That’s for Pearl Harbor”
“But it was the Japanese who bombed Pearl Harbor!” complained the Chinese
“Chinese, Japanese, what’s the difference?” Said the Jew.
The next day, they meet at the street corner again. This time the Chinese punches the Jew.
“Why did you hit me?!” Exclaimed the Jew
“That’s for the Titanic!” Said the Chinese.
“But the Titanic was sank by an iceberg” the Jew cried.
The Chinese calmly replied, “Iceberg, Goldberg, whats the difference?”
Tonight my dad told the same joke to my aunt and uncle. It was largely the same except the punchline. In dad’s version
“Iceberg, Goldberg, they’re the same”
No dad, they are not.
Today I thank: Tammy, David, Cindy, Mario Batali, Dad
Mario Batali and Cindy